the sleepiness epidemic
girls all over the world have been getting sleepy all of a sudden.. the world's top scientists have convened to help solve this urgent issue.
one affected girl recalls sitting in a patch of sunlight, only to be struck with a sudden bout of sleepiness. "one moment had my eyes open, and the next, they were closed!" girls all over the world report similar drowsy effects. the source of the problem is as of yet unknown.
breaking news brought to you by lujain (sleepiness MD) and toral (lead tumblr girl reporter)
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